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cyberpark:

avoid people like this

patarnon:

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whywouldyoufollowme:

Dont sell my girl no weed bruh, u sell it to me, i will give it to her. My girl come home, and already gotta dub bag of chronic, im not smokin with her, cause i know she fucked. Dont even drive ya girl to go get the weed “babe ima run upstairs n get it” she up there for…

there’s something in my eye and I can’t see it and I’m stressin with one eye open

I’m so embarrassed that I forgot to drink enough water like its not difficult

like at first I was just losing my vision and I was like haha ok and then I passed out and it was so scary

if ur ever dehydrated and u go on a high intensity roller coaster u will likely pass out :)))

dietcrush:

*bites murderer* it’s a metaphor, see
you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing

stuning:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

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omfg i remember this

I’m at an amusement park and the last ride I was on was not amusing

katara:

*is fake*

me: “i’m not fake”

these kids keep saying “what that mouth do?”… I’m in a church van…

McDonalds aesthetic

don’t change your url without consulting me first that’s disrespectful and I will not have it