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blastortoise:

My house sigil is a flamingo holding a pineapple

dietcrush:

*1 person on my blog* ah, we have visitors

andrewbelami:

dietcrush:

it’s called a period because it’s a life sentence

damn

dietcrush:

talking to mean people is like shaving your legs in the winter: you can if you want to but what’s the point

fuckallies:

On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered

A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered

The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90 

The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old

75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc

Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”

hoodethicist:

Shit is fucking sickening

pokemonofficial:

i look dumb af but it’s my birthday!!!! and being surrounded in balloons seems right (:

no:

when will ariana grande’s quinceañera end

magnumclassics:

im not even from Alaska

blancheelizabethdevereaux:

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

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chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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